Southern Hospitality
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“Just your general gore.” — Rachel (via existentialelephants) -
“Once you find a good meth head, you don’t let go.” — Nathan -
“I plan on getting ‘crunk’ tonight. Is that the proper usage of that term?” — Nathan (via existentialelephants) -
“You’re going to be that old man in the nursery home with his dick in his hand.” — Cherie (via existentialelephants) -
“Enforce [sexual] consent with the threat of physical harm.” — Sam -
“That’s because she was thinking about Jody Foster’s knuckles.” — Sam -
- <p> <b>Dean:</b> I won't even get enough strawberries for me if I do that. (Sell his body)<p/><b>Tara:</b> I dunno, you kinda have extra to spare.<p/><b>Dean:</b> It's called supply and demand. I got plenty of supply but no one demands it.<p/></p>
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“With great power comes Spiderman.” — Sam -
“They’re going through the entire solar system before 3:15 in the afternoon. Can we talk about their hyperdrive for a minute?” — Sam -
- Tara: Your mother has a history of making bad decisions.
- Me: What? Really? Since when?
- Tara: When's her birthday?
- Me: January 17th of '73.
- Tara: Yeah, since about that time.